February 2012
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iPod Privilege
myprivilege:
I don’t have to wait until I get home to listen to music.
I can download hundreds of gigabytes of pirated 80s music and listen to it whenever I want.
Everyone on the bus tells me to turn it down but I know they’re just jealous.
Small Dick Privilege
myprivilege:
I don’t have to keep glancing down at my shorts to see if my member is poking out the leg.
When I crank my rod, I don’t have to use as much lube.
I can use a thimble tied to a piece of dental floss as a jock strap.
“It is on talkback radio where the hatred really gets out of hand. [Gillard] has...”
– The gender agenda: Gillard and the politics of sexism
I hate this shit, even though all politicians cop slander (and most probably deserve it) female politicians cop slander just for being female, or other irrelevant things like what they wear, that male politicians don’t. INB4 someone...
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justanotherteenagerebel:
LIFE LAW #9:
YOU LIKE ALL GENRES OF MUSIC EXCEPT FOR RAP, COUNTRY, TECHNO, APPALACHIAN FOLK, TRANCE, DUB-STEP, CLASSICAL, OPERA, CHORAL, BLUES, BLUEGRASS, AFRICAN DRUM CIRCLES, SWING, LOUNGE, DOO-OP, AMBIENT, INDUSTRIAL, K-POP, PROG-ROCK, FUNK,DISCO, SKA, ROCK-A-BILLY, STANDARDS, ELECTRONICA, POLKA, WORLD BEAT, LATIN, RAGTIME, FUSION AND GOSPEL
ghostess:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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Crust-Punk Privilege
myprivilege:
I can harass people at the bus stop and if I get arrested it’s okay because I’m white and middle class.
I can make money panhandling so I can buy my college textbooks and weed.
When I get tired of panhandling I just play Fruit Ninja on my iPhone.
Atheist Privilege
myprivilege:
Since there’s no such thing as “hell”, I’m not encumbered by “morals”.
I don’t have the burden of self-awareness or social skills; I can butt into conversations at any time and spout my views whenever I want.
I can spend my valuable Sunday mornings jacking off to anime and chugging Mountain Dew instead of wasting my time in “church”.
This is the best site ever.
